Be My Compass

Wanna hear a funny story?

My weekend. My suppose to be “yoloing,” glamourous beach trip turned into getting tossed out of a crammed beach house and finding refuge in a cum stained motel in a podunk town. All the while getting smacked with a classic Disney movie playing in the background and deep talks revolving around the process of photosynthesis. And jumping into a dirty pool with clothes on. Most of my pay check is gone at this point. Oh, and a big thank you to the demonic child who pulled the fire alarm at work today. You are the cherry on top of this weekend. Quite the story, huh?

danceswithnikons:

Getting fucked up at the Ramada Inn in Fredericksburg while watching Beauty and the Beast, jumping into a pool fully clothed, and watching my friend burn her face off with a GB……………………..

Not my typical saturday…but……………

I guess it goes.